What the heezy?!!?

Whenever I'm completely sober, I can't seem to write a whole sentence without losing thought.  When I've had a couple of beers, on the other hand, it seems that I'm able to write better.  Does anyone else have this "problem" or am I the only one, alone in this world.  It seems that when I drink, words come easier to type.  However, when I'm completely sober, I can't seem to post anything even if I was paid for it.  So I ask you, one maybe two readers that read this, does this seem to have an effect on you as well?   Does drinking alcohol make it easier to put together thoughts and make it easier to write things?  It seems to do the trick for me!